I went ahead and splurged on a pre order just to see what the beta was like. Gameplay is still very unpolished, and the balancing is off...but I think i see what they’re going for. Absolutely tight gunplay mixed with tons of scrounging. You need to know your gun components though (I need to find a mount for the…

This is never not appropriate:

Sometimes I feel like FF is supported by an absent-minded billionaire who forgot to stop his monthly Patreon donations.

It’s OK, it’s diet Pepsi.

I had my fill about 10 hours in. Didn’t even finish the campaign. Started great, but it loses steam surprisingly quickly.

Off-key/beat Toto is horrible.

Well, thanks for giving them, like, 100x the coverage.

That’s hilariously optimistic.

Full disclosure: he also represents the Farallon Islands, making him a strong voice for the California seal and seagull communities.

Neutral: Looked up his district, exactly what I thought it would be.

“Elon Musk assuaged fears of further delays, promising to make up for lost time by delivering Model 3s to customers via Hyperloop.”

“Wow, making cars is hard!”

Yeah, who cares about Presidential war powers. Shit’s racist, yo.

...for the cucumber?

Sorry, but self-scan is useful on those days when you’re training for that marathon and need to refill on Vaseline for your chafed inner thighs, and you also need cucumber for a greek salad you want to make.

Some day I’d like to have the self-confidence to wear this in public.

You forgot Witcher 3

So that’s $100 worth? Sell them all for about $70 or so and get another game.

Holding a lightsaber backwards is like wearing a baseball cap backwards

Too bad, that was actually pretty funny.