I dunno, the new ult seems so...bland.

I guess it’s good that we don’t have real life bloodsports, but the editorials and commentary on strategies would be awesome if we did.

At last, my ventriloquism classes pay off!

There is a line between “millenial” and “pajama boy” and this bike crosses it.

“I’m sorry, but that’s how my mother died, and I’d prefer not to talk about it.”

“We begin our coverage at the staging area, and the tension is absolutely palpable. We can see, yes, that player is apparently miming fellatio by crouching and rapidly moving back and forth in front of his opponent, who looks to be unaware! Yes, completely unaware, away from the keyboard or perhaps browsing the…

OK, so what if HD is letting Honda and the rest have the new riders, and aiming to be the second bike of choice? I like the above aesthetics waaaay more than their current line up, and after I’ve had a few years on a Rebel 500 or something, I could see myself moving up to one of these.

Oh wow, I didn’t know that the Jackass movies were on Netflix. I was wondering how I was going to get rid of the rest of my pot...

Line cutting was how people made everyone hate them before social media.

Bath mats? Really?

Uh-huh. Didn’t they just recommend a 1080ti to run the PC version?

Right, you lied.

That is a lie.

Great! Any survivors probably won’t recognize me at Food Lion.

While he’s there, could Roadhog pick up his old scrap cannon? I feel like he could contribute more if he had something to shoot other than a tickle gun that shoots cupcake sprinkles.

Well when else am I going to use this thing?

Friendly reminder that during the eclipse all crime is legal.

This is Eve:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doublethink