This is pretty much how you take a resounding moral victory and flush it down the toilet.

And thieves too, I guess.

Do Teen Vogue and Lifehacker share the same office space now or what?

Flight, duh. Invisibility is for social outcasts and perverts.

For $7K I could buy a motorcycle with similar MPG, but also hope to get laid again in my lifetime.

Imagine the conversation today if fuckface didn’t ram his car into the counter-protestors.

I like to cut the lights too, if I can.

Please stop, I just switched over to fizzy water to cut down on my alcohol consumption.

Violence is ok

Were they able to tag Sean with a tracking device before he escaped back into the wild?

Tesla is the new BMW.

Such is life in Russia

I was enjoying it, but then I read a Tom Chick review made me realize I was just grinding so I could rearrange the pixels my soldier was holding.

About freaking time.

You people need a break from the internet.

Do you think the reason why you guys can’t win an election in this country is because you hate most of it?

Wait till Starcraft Remastered is released and then they’ll go away.

Beer

At some point you need to admit that you’re just prejudiced against the South.

Good thing asphalt is vegan.