I get that it would be useful in a city, but I feel that this car has an above-average chance of being flipped over by bored teenagers.

Battlefield 1 is getting WAY too chaotic for my tastes.

Will this be accompanied by an in-depth assessment of the current causes of MTA’s failure to utilize their existing resources, or are they just throwing more money at-oh who am I kidding?

How is their Street 300/500 line doing? I looked at them for a first bike, but found the designs off putting (I think they were going for the Sons of Anarchy crowd).  

Eh, I’ll remain hopeful that this is just an idiot tax, and not a sign of the quality of the content itself.

Michael Harriot strikes me as the kind of guy who gets angry when a black woman dates a white man.

I’m not certain that Musk would want to pursue yet another capital-intensive endeavor with uncertain prospects of success. Even if Hyperloop is a viable product, it would be years of investment and effort before it could be brought online. Between that and Tesla’s rising expenses, I don’t know if he can still find…

At this point I think that the only thing that truly offends The Root is a black person and a white person being friendly with each other.

Is Tekken 7 worth it if I’m just in it for the single player? I like how the combat looks more grounded and slower paced than Street Fighter.

Man, that is some high-level blue balls right there.

Uh-huh, we’re the lucky ones ;)

You stole this idea from my rave you asshole.

House clearing is way more intense. Not being able to see around corners and walls is huge.

OK, we’ll split the difference and call it a “hipster walk”

This isn’t even hiking. This is going on a walk.

Nissan Molesta

Tell me more about this “take a cock and you will walk” exemption to immigration law.

“Earthworm Jim’s dazzling experiment failed for good reason.”

Are you aware that you are currently wearing ripped jeans in 2017?