You know, I think HD is actually trying copy pre-Model 3 Tesla.

“...giving a stoner a Moana cake would have been just as bad”

Looks like Florida Man needs to step up his game today.

Honestly, as far as non-food items in your Taco Bell meal go, this lady got off light.

Looks like there were some communication failures here:

Indeed, after much initial excitement on my part, my eReader has been consigned to disposable airport fiction. Non-fiction that interests me I usually pull from the library (heavy topics should feel heavy), and the classics get their own spot on the bookshelf.

SOMEBODY GET ANGRY GODDAMNIT!!

I gave it a shot during the free weekend. I made my character, picked a bunch of random cards or something, then went out in the world to explore.

It shouldn’t be burned either, but something tells me that doesn’t bother you too much.

You can listen to it while pondering why nobody wants to go to your weird July 4th parties.

It’s never not appropriate

That’s actually how Canadian property ownership works.

Times Square in NYC and Pier 39 in San Francisco, now fuck off.

Your comment is bad and your should feel bad.

Not talking about Trump is probably the right call for everyone this early. Mere mention of him has a way of turning the most reasonable candidate into a pile of manic-sounding soundbites

Yeah, a lot of car shoppers don’t bother giving their automobile of choice even a quick arrow test before buying.

Here we see the hidden genius of maintaining the status quo of America’s struggling infrastructure: our drivers are more experienced with shitty roads while foolish Europeans are contending with things like potholes and poor road conditions for the first time!

I feel like I could just glance at POTUS twitter and get the gist of it.

Glory to Arstotzka.

Neutral: Not anymore, no. The global economy and the massively complicated supply chain that goes into a modern automobile kinda makes any effort to buy American/Japanese/Arstotzkan sort of naive.