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Not bad, but I still think “Banning plastic bags causes Hepatitis A outbreak” is my favorite ‘shallow green proposal with stupid consequences’ story.

Oh yeah!

So...best to ignore the whole thing?

4th Gear: This actually strikes me as a good opportunity for electric motorcycles. I don’t know how much money Zero has lying around, but I bet Harley can toss some cash at Hollywood to get the LiveWire on screen.

This is why nobody cares about climate change.

No, you’re putting them up on a pedestal.

No weirdo, they’re not. And that’s fine. It’s a blessing, in fact.

Unless it’s videogames or junk food, kids that age don’t care about anything their parents don’t make them care about.

What’s it like crying every time you play a video game?

Keep kids out of this crap.  Develop their principles, but when you start shoving signs in their hands for photo ops you’re taking advantage of them.

“Alright, gonna grab that nice shiny BMW over there...”

The idea of using nuclear weapons first had its heyday in the Cold War, when the sheer volume of Soviet armor made the use of tactical-level weapons almost a necessity in some scenarios in a possible World War 3.

More boring than the first round of debates, but that’s probably good since it means that everyone was less insane.

Neutral: Yes, but only because having anything connected to the internet turns it into a means of perpetually sucking money out of consumers and allowing manufacturers to churn out lousy code, assuming they can just work out the kinks later.

It’s good at two things, actually

Weekday definitely, maybe Thursday

*Unwraps CFA*

I’m trying, but I can’t figure out a way to say “I’m watching Netflix in my Tesla” without sounding like a douchebag.

This is bullshit. I tried to get Audi to call the next R8 the “Roadfucker,” but all I got was fired.