“But I want to watch Markiplier!”

So 1st gear probably should have been its own post...

Pub chips with vinegar

*wipes mouth with napkin*

*swallows last bite*

Maybe it has to do with the cold? When I was stationed in Fort Drum and there was a blizzard warning, standard operating procedure was to stock up on frozen pizzas and beer.

*continues eating*

*unwraps CFA sandwich*

Neutral:

Before you get rid of it completely, can you maybe just attach whatever fault this is to a big red “self-destruct” button instead?

“Good news they’re all still here! Wait! Oh no, there they gooooo!”

Ha ha, sure do get this reference! Yep!

“OK, let’s think outside the box: what if we charged $1000 per use, and say the tunnel is only compatible with Tesla roadsters?”

Oh yeah!

Oh, you just want to put an asterisk next to his name.

What am I, chopped liver?

I have that one framed, in front of where I keep my katana

I’m more interested in avoiding a society where self-appointed moral busybodies decide who is and is not “off the hook”.

Your magnanimity, much like our President, is unimpeachable.

You guys are taking this well.