You are the type of creature that CS Lewis called “Men without chests”.

Their chicken tastes so good because it’s brined in the tears of social justice keyboard warriors.

I’m going to eat at CFA because I don’t trust folks like you to decide what is moral.

Enjoy the fact that the biggest problem facing the LGBTQ community in America is apparently a fast food restaurant.

It’s pretty tasty. Look out for those CFA death squads.

Except in the cases where it’s not made a choice by people other than me or the restaurant.

Don’t see CFA stopping you.

But I like CFA more.

Can I just eat a chicken sandwich please?

Did you see that thing Jason Schreier did with Anthem where he investigated stuff and wrote a compelling and impactful news piece about it instead of a wangsty blog post?

Ya’ll can choose?

Decent food + angers moral guardians = lots of teenagers

“For a minute I got excited and thought it was cocaine or something.”

OK, possible alternate interpretation: They rate the beer as weaker because they consider the fact that it was brewed by a woman to be marketing to counter-balance said weakness.  Like, if it was brewed by orphans they would have a similar reaction.

...legal?

Umbrella is EZ mode

HOW CAN YOU PHILISTINES EAT AT JIMMY JOHNS WHEN THERE’S A PERFECTLY GOOD ARTISANAL ITALIAN SANDWICH SHOP TWO BLOCKS AWAY FROM MY APARTMENT!?

Neutral: Don’t forget flamethrower sales.

Meh: The Game