I'd like someone to give me $4,000 for services rendered in that I read 'The Corrections' over a four day period while stuck in a tiny house in the Bronx with nothing to read. Since years have passed, and I'd like to believe that I forgot a majority of the most noxious of passages, I'll pro-rate my fee to $2,800.…

That's definitely an issue- I volunteer with a program that gives bags of easy to prepare meals to school kids who's parents are unable to cook for them during weekends/school vacations. More than a quarter of them live in shelters, and have access to a microwave, but nothing else. The program exists on donations and…

There’s a winery near where I live that’s pretty quiet—-maybe because its a more open area, or that it just has a shack for wine and picnic tables, with no bells and whistles to make it a party place.

I didn't remember much of the OJ trial, but I remembered Seal playing when I too got an awesomely bad perm. Poor Marcia.

So I have a question: My oldest daughter wants to be a mechanical/ electrical engineer and I’m fairly certain that she’ll be able to get into the tech school in our state. She’s already excited about the challenges, and she texts the friends she made this summer at an internship and how they hope they can place in the…

I’m wondering how many doctors could choose to perform abortions now at ob-gyn practices and label them as d&c. Before I passed naturally, I was kind of reassured when the doctor said that, if I had to have a d&c, it was almost exactly like an abortion. I'm sure that's one of those grey areas that no one will ever…

It depends. I had to give the Forbidden Journey ride a big miss with my six year old, but he's easily spooked. The cool thing (and you'll have to check if they still do this) is while his brother and sister waited in line for the ride, we got to go through an alternate (empty) walkway for the people who weren't going…

Real question: I live in a state where you don't have to register for party affiliation to vote in the primary. I'm thinking about voting for a republican for the first time in my life solely because Cruz and Trump scare the hell out of me. Rubio or Kasich? Which would make you less ill knowing you had a tiny part in…

Call it projecting, but sometimes when people talk to me about a long-gone close relative I’ll still get teary and it almost always leads to inappropriate yammering—that's what I saw in her response.

Thanks to Mystery Science Theatre, everytime the bride was on I could hear the shriek of "Neeeeil!!!"