I guess I am pretty much in the minority here, but I am having a hard time with the disgust leveled at Amber Vinson over this. Here on the local news (I'm in Akron) they made a huge deal like this business owner was being sued for the deposit when in reality the letter is reasonable and even pleasantly worded. They…

...she should take the financial hit, pay back her bridesmaids for the false dress alarm, and start over again.

Nail. Head.

Why is this worth reporting? Following the dress code of an event you're attending is basic good manners. It doesn't matter if you're the guest of honour or you work there. A waiter at a black tie event won't serve champagne in a hoodie. It wouldn't even occurr to me, if I were a journalist, to cover a formal event in…

Living in Maryland, I think there are many more Ed L.'s out there than anyone wishes to admit. And I will neither confirm nor deny that I'm one of them.

I mean, it sounds like the PTC's ultimate complaint isn't even that kids will be watching the show. It's that, in order to get some other, more child-friendly channels, they have to pay for a channel package that include FX. So some of their cable-dollars are funding what they see as pornography. I think it's a…

exfoliating gloves are everything!

My cousin named her daughter Addison, and I was just like "isn't there an Addison's Disease or am I getting the ergot-flavored Wheat Thins again?"

When my daughter was 4, she was making a verbal list of things she was thankful for. This quote was in the middle of the list:

The fact that she didn't list a Kardashian or Taylor Swift means you've done your job as a father

How many references did you guys catch?

My parents were both in the Navy, and cream chipped beef on toast, "SOS," or at its most colorful, "shit on a shingle," is a military staple. When my parents were young and poor, we saw it often at dinner. Gods how I hated that stuff! But Spam, another staple, was even worse...

I need to know why the Chicago dog is heading an article on things customers aren't supposed to eat. Because I will defend the Chicago dog as long as I live/can haunt the earth with my spirit.

The sugar packet story is like how I regard people who dump sriracha over everything. Like, first, you didn't even taste it, and second, why the fuck are you putting sriracha on curry? and toast? and corn on the cob? and ICE CREAM??? what is wrong with you people??

classic

Uncomfortable truth: if he drycleaned it once a week it probably would not have lasted a year. It was probably better for the lifespan of the suit if he left it alone.

I think it's also something that kind of gets obfuscated by the media around clothes. Fashion media on all levels tends to focus on whatever is interesting, so a guy dresses really well or really strangely might get some attention, but a guy who is falling back on standards or under dressed in a really boring way…

K Michelle wishes.

Dumb. Idris would never do that to me.