That was the first thought that popped into my head. Nicely done!

Has anyone posted Rousseau yet? I haven't been following the Paris tigre situation...

Here's an eyewitness sketch:

It was a priority for me coming in that we'd try to do a lot of these, and there will be many more, glad you like them.

Articles like this- well-researched, nuanced, adding historical context to today's topics, sharply analyzed, and well-written- are my favorite part of the Jez: The Next Generation

The thing is, publicity such as this article will probably just encourage him.

Both Colin Powell and the porpoise who sexed himself to death this morning are my spirit animals.

Here's my question; did no one at the ESA not think, "Perhaps I should tell the guy who's going to be on camera, answering questions from reporters and being transmitted all around the world as the face of our agency, that his shirt is inappropriate?"

I especially like the Penguin Asada.

I guess this guy knows her well enough to know that she would think this was cute...I mean it looked like she thought it was sweet. This is why that guy and I would never have been a good match because I would have gone WWE on his face with that chair. You just have to know your audience.

I'm guessing she's now carefully planning his death so that she can take his life insurance money.

Unless Jennifer Coolidge is co-hosting, I'm busy

'Mexican Pizza' was the unofficial denomination in elementary school for the burnt, plasticine and nearly inedible pizza served for lunch that were reheated holdovers from the previous day. When fresh it was already distilled into fractions of unleavened cardboard, sauce, low-fat cheese and grease. I shudder just to…

"Get him the f**k out of this club."

This makes sense. Although my mother isn't digitally clueless, she is not savvy in dating at all. Her and my father have been divorced for 15 year and she's gone on one date in such time. She has a profile on the site and I might have to actually write her bio and such.

This is sweet. I don't think that's who the site is targeting specifically because that's not how he's marketing it, but yeah it would make more sense for digitally-clueless elders

That is the sweetest story ever. Your mom sounds like a real peach, as do you. If this were a movie, I'd watch the shit out of it. In fact, I want to make this movie about a young black woman helping her mother navigate dating waters.

I need this nail color in my life!

Not even Hitler could knock this lady off her grooming regime. Besides the hair and gorgeous mani, her brow game is spot on, and her skin looks immaculate. AND she's a bona fide war hero. Rock on, sister love.

It caused Lady Edith to have the vapors. As she was swooning, she revealed her deepest darkest secret and now the whole town is abuzz with that fact. I would say what it was, but that would be spoilery, so, I won't.