What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

There’s probably a technicality there involving the relative gravitational pulls of Christie and the sun.

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

I don’t think people grasp how HUGE a Desert Eagle .50 cal pistol is and the size of the bullet.

Not to mention, Mel and Sue would apparently start cursing if a baker was crying so that the footage of the baker sobbing could not be used. That’s some A+ hosting, right there.

I haven’t seen it but it’s *insert grumpy cat meme* good that a shitty human being isn’t being further rewarded with visibility and money.

Girl I feel you. I always assume guys are keeping it casual because I’m not good enough to be the “Girlfriend”, but the sex is amazing so they keep me around. When really it is often about the dude and his intimacy issues, hang-ups, etc. And I realize it is easy to say to give this advice but very hard to live it. …

I’ve always thought I could run a business in Hollywood with a camper full of clothes from Old Navy where I could make stars look like normal people so that no one notices them.

I was impressed with how collected and calm Comey was throughout his testimony, and how easily he was able to discuss and consider what he was being asked about. You could tell that he prepared for his testimony but also was being honest. Basically, he sounded like a professional, responsible person. Sessions sounded…

The difference between his and Comey’s testimony was stark. Comey came across as boy scout and Sessions looks guilty as hell.

Totally agree. In any other professional setting that would be just as bad as admitting fault for whatever the problem is.

Yeah, I’m only partly serious, but really: at what point does ‘I can’t remember these important things’ become ‘I’m too stupid to tie my shoes, please excuse me as I go back to my job running the justice department!’. Can’t have it both ways... 

Seriously! White dude who rapes a woman with witnesses gets 3 months and probation and this guy who alledgely stole a cell phone and was identified by his skin tone gets 19 years?!

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

I found it interesting that for the duration of the trial, Camille Cosby only showed up for the defense’s closing arguments and then left - never staying for the prosecution’s closing arguments. I think that is damning and the jurors will notice that as well.

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

It’s about catharsis. The emotional turmoil inflicted by this presidency makes people weary and people need an excuse to decompress before the next punch to the gut.

In these troubled times, our standards for “really smart” are as skewed as our standards for hot.

I think we’ve found this months meme.

God I hope this is an actual screenshot