In all seriousness though, who has the time? Between work, gym, chores, sleep and just wanting some me time, I have about 15 minutes to wolf down my dinner.

What are they mad about with Nick Foles? I would be so pumped if a publication the size of Deadspin wrote an article about how girthy my unit was.

While this is the correct take on left over pizza. I don’t know man, butter alone is enough reason to have a microwave.

A dehumidifier, the most boring utilitarian thing to plunk 100 bucks on.

This article was written by someone who has never spent any amount of time in Milwaukee 

I agree the chances of a XFL game actually happening between now and forever are slim at best. But as for the particulars of making the game faster without any penalties, that’s easy, choreograph the games.  

I’ve had a fascination with naming my potential future daughter “FLWR” (Flower). I would also never do this and werido names for the sake of being weird are dumb, but it has always stuck with me.

As a Vikings fan this one is easy, heartbreaker is so much worse. With blowouts, there is no one thing that sticks with you. Its a gradual change like the changing of the fall leaves as you go from optimistic to depressed. Heartbreakers though, are so sudden and shocking, that it leaves a mark. I don’t really remember…

2 things

This seems like a lot of effort for a lazy meal when you can get the same thing by just heating up your “stuff” in the pan and then cracking some eggs in there. Keep going till you’ve got scrambled eggs, reconstitute it with a little cheese and you what I like to call “dirty eggs”.

Dessert casserole! like maybe a cake, but nope its a casserole. If you did a pie, that would just be cobbler I think.  

For a 180 bucks, I’d rather get 180 1 dollar tacos.

Say what you will, but I’m going to miss Gruden on MNF. His knowledge and zeal for football combined with his mouth-breathing oafishness made for an entertaining show. Him and Tirico was like Pinky and the Brain where everything is exactly the same but Pinky was the smart one.

I got halfway through this article and stopped. It’s just so tiresome. I need to be part of the solution and not the problem. I hereby swear I will never click on another Lavar Ball related thing again, not anywhere, but especially not here.

The rumor is that Butler and Todd Gurley are good friends and share a trainer. This would explain the Butler’s Rams/Georgia fandom. You can see at the end of the video he has Gurley #3 jersey on.

So the only difference between Lavar Ball and Trump is that one trying to destroy his son’s futures for personal gain while the other is trying to destroy America’s future for personal gain.

As a runner, this line made me shudder in horror. Buy new shoes dude!

The Witness is only $10 if buy it directly from the PlayStation store with a Plus membership 

The Witness is only $10 if buy it directly from the PlayStation store with a Plus membership 

I say this without snark or sarcasm, I am excited to watch some Brooklyn Nets basketball.  

Who gets the last piece? Me. That was easy.