If you’re going to put on a show, I have every right to be critical of it for being overly enigmatic.

Look...was it assault? No? Your feelings were hurt? Ok, move on. Nobody gives a shit about your feelings. Really. Nobody.

I always assumed that being a complete asshole was a prerequisite for any boss, and so I just tolerated what ever crap my managers and employers threw at me.

Christ people, if you’re going to air your dirty laundry in public, do you have to be so cryptic about it? You’ve made the world a part of your story now, so quit being coy with the details.

Between this schmuck and Daft Punk, it’s clear there’s a shit-ton of money to be made by being a DJ cranking out boring, repetitive EDM while wearing a stupid gimmicky mask. 

Ahh the days...I was forced to listen to that call on the radio of my mom’s car. ‘Ewing drives, finger roll...rims out!’ My god, the horror.

Given the number of articles about them on Deadspin it’s always a bit of a shock to see that they’re not actually relevant in the league. Then again, this is a site that has run Jaguars Junction two years in a row now so it’s kind of to be expected.

It’s so pathetic how today’s youth have zero knowledge of the historical events that shaped this country.

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

Like anyone would want to R her.

Come on guys, “Joss Whedon was never a feminist” was not a good article then, and it’s certainly not now.

So masturbating over the phone is molestation and men in women’s clothes aren’t playing dress up lol.... ok. And Dave’s the one that’s outta touch???Smh

I watched Equanimity and it had me laughing. Remember that Chappelle is over 40 so he is finally getting in some “i’m so out of touch” jokes.

This would be fantastic, but each of the involved parties (IIHF, IOC, NHL, CHL) is far, far, far too petty to ever let that happen.

2017 was a shitty year in so many ways, but one of the worst was how terrible The AV Club became. The Kinja switch/Univision assimilation was the most noticeable, but perhaps even worse was the gradual disappearance of good content. There are still good articles being written here (A History of Violence stands out),…

But no, no, you’re right-- out of this group of a few hundred nasty shitheads who are overwhelmingly a mixture of disaffected and ignorant posers, a very few of them will, either due to finally summoning up enough momentary guts or out of the same underlying nastiness, occasionally physically harm another human being.…

Thank you for proving my point.

“The guilt of hating gun violence, but loving its movies”

I wonder if one day any of the participants will ever look back one day on all this Nazi panic and be faintly embarrassed. These alt-right shithead losers are about as legitimately “Nazi” as the idiot college kid with the Che Guevara T-shirt or crank with a hammer & sickle logo on his Tumblr is a “real” Communist…

We at AV CLUB like ourselves and would like to offer this exercise in self-aggrandizement and present the stories we feel earned gold stars for us as recognized by us, never mind it’s our job to write at a certain level of quality and professionalism irrespective of the fact the amount of people reading them fell so…