these people are sick. on the other hand i'm a straight guy and i can't say i've never felt some of those emotions before. feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks. and asking someone out sucks too because then they have the power because you're the one who likes them. that's why i…

That's an overweight guy with an achilles injury trying to work his way back into playing shape if I've ever seen one.

This is standard bullshit practice for whackos and the fortunate part is that judges do not buy it 99.9% of the time. Sex offenders are the worst at this: victim blaming, "this was a one time thing, please see the good in me", "I made a mistake", etc.

This guy makes $7.5 mil a year and made his own smoker?

Vince Wilfork: Out (Ribs)

♫ Got racks on racks ♫

Pretty crazy to see how much his body has changed since being in prison (likely w/o juice). His head/neck has probably decreased in size by at least half.

Vince Wilfork is awesome.

My Bill Murray story... A friend's wife and her friend are having a quiet lunch on the North Shore (of Chicago) at some posh little bistro or something. They're chatting and eating and sharing a bottle of wine (or two or three) which is really the avocation up there... Anyway they look over and there's BM eating…

I was in a two person kayak down in Turks & Caicos with my wife for about 27 seconds before I turned to her and asked her politely to get the fuck out.

You're the dude Drew is talking about.

It's hard to imagine why you would need to tell anyone that you and your significant other are in an open relationship, or how that would come up in conversation. For most people, having multiple sex partners while maintaining a loving, trusting relationship with one person is nothing more than an unrealistic…

It doesn't seem like Drew hates having sex with only his wife. I don't know why people think that monogamy is some sort of curse that all married couples loathe and wish they could escape. I'm happy. My wife is very attractive, has a great sex drive, and if I had to re-enter the dating world I'd have to have some…

If you feel the need to proclaim that your arrangement is a better arrangement, I doubt your certainty.

Yeah, I have one friend who just went public with her "open relationship turned divorce", and it's pretty clear that by the time she and her husband agreed to the open marriage it was just a matter of time — they did it because they didn't like fucking each other and there wasn't anything else in that marriage either.…

There are two reasons I got married. My spouse is awesome and dating is terrible. Why would anyone want to go on dates again?

Most guys who think they "settled" have no idea that they actually hit the jackpot for their attractiveness level until there is some sort of rude awakening.

Yeah, but even in the Wrigley bleachers, Baseball's Unspoken Rule 7.1(b) states:

Remember when the media scolded every NFL executive who insinuated that Michael Sam was going to be a distraction?

Gay Youth Of Color Who Plays Football will be my next screen name.