these people are sick. on the other hand i'm a straight guy and i can't say i've never felt some of those emotions before. feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks. and asking someone out sucks too because then they have the power because you're the one who likes them. that's why i…

That's an overweight guy with an achilles injury trying to work his way back into playing shape if I've ever seen one.

This is standard bullshit practice for whackos and the fortunate part is that judges do not buy it 99.9% of the time. Sex offenders are the worst at this: victim blaming, "this was a one time thing, please see the good in me", "I made a mistake", etc.

This guy makes $7.5 mil a year and made his own smoker?

Vince Wilfork: Out (Ribs)

♫ Got racks on racks ♫

Pretty crazy to see how much his body has changed since being in prison (likely w/o juice). His head/neck has probably decreased in size by at least half.

Vince Wilfork is awesome.

That's how this whole "criminal justice" thing works. You get caught, and if you can roll on some other half-witted dufus that the authorities are more interested in catching than they are in prosecuting you, you get a break in your sentencing.

My Bill Murray story... A friend's wife and her friend are having a quiet lunch on the North Shore (of Chicago) at some posh little bistro or something. They're chatting and eating and sharing a bottle of wine (or two or three) which is really the avocation up there... Anyway they look over and there's BM eating…

I was in a two person kayak down in Turks & Caicos with my wife for about 27 seconds before I turned to her and asked her politely to get the fuck out.

It's about time. It's been days since I read a pointlessly douchey article on here.

I was just coming to post basically the same thing....

You could just get a slow, heavy bike and get a better workout.

Holy shit. You are a tool.

His SA hate comes from not knowing anything. He's just another piece of hipster shit enamored with brand identity and what 'looks cool' He'd see my bike with the huffy stickers I made slapped on the side and make fun of me for it - even though it's a custom made titanium frame, the tubing of which cost more than his…

You shouldn't want to (be able to) brag about a bicycle. You want something cool? Go get a fucking car!

This post is now my new go-to link to send to people who are confused about why the rest of us people who bike can't stand "real cyclists".

It's largely because many in the US have adopted bike ridership as a "culture", complete with all the fetishism and obsession with minutiae that entails.

Most other countries view bikes much more as tools than toys, so as long as it functions pretty much OK, it's fine by them.

It's bike snobs like you that make people not want to even ride a bike in public because they can't afford the best. Crap, even the bikes listed here are names beyond what I've even heard of...