We all agree with your boyfriend, most of us are just smart enough to shut up about it.

Yeah I don't really have a lot of sympathy for the people he rolled on, but I have no respect for people who rat all out all their friends when they get caught.

Don't get me wrong, I think Bill Murray is great and all, but basically his schtick has turned into "drunk old guy."

Because he's a rat and a bitch?

At this point I think if told people that Bill Murray drunkenly grabbed my balls at a bar in Brooklyn most people would probably believe me.

If Bill Murray was an accountant or something everyone would just think he's a drunk loser.

"What's so different about a dog attacking a child and a dog attacking a squirrel? "

You sound like a jackoff. People like you are why I don't ride a bike.

18 year old women are teenage girls now? OK.

This is the least informative article I've ever read, thanks man!

"I 100% guarantee you that Drew knows at least one couple who have some sort of non-monogamous relationship. "

Every now and then I think maybe I should get involved in youth sports. Then I realize I should not.

BRO R U A HOMOPHONE?

The ticket to a Mets game is only like $5 though.

It's not really Apple's fault. All earbuds suck shit until you start looking at really expensive ones. You can't expect a quarter inch wide speaker to sound good.

Seriously, I don't know why you would chop wood with a knife unless you somehow found yourself lost in the woods with nothing but a knife. A hatchet isn't much bigger than a knife and will do a much better job of everything listed in this article and you can carry a small folding knife for specifically knifey stuff.

fuck this doomsday machine i hate you

Mandatory class? Oh, fuck that!

Are you fucking retarded?

Yeah, he's not exactly the first Spanish speaking baseball player.