Revenue by itself is kinda useless as a metric. Would be more useful if you could tell us the net income, net sales, or expense figures.

This actually isn’t happening. The Republicans figured out how to lose the governor’s mansion by not stopping Senator David Vitter (Family Values, D.C. madam, maybe adult diaper wearing) from running.

If you are complaining about “big words” on the internet, you fall squarely into the group of people Jindal was targeting.

HuffPo got Zuffa’d. Here you go:

I guaran-goddamn-tee they aren’t the only ones, either.

He looks like a giant thumb.

I don’t care for one second you or the rest of America’s idiots do with your money. You could flush it down the toilet for all I care.

Phreet Bharara is taking care of Cuomo, this counts as a vacation day for Schneiderman.

Lol. I can’t decide what’s funnier. Your bro-fury or your bro-righteousness.

Because people can only focus on one thing at a time. I get it.

PROTIP: Nip any “which team’s cap will he wear” talk about Griffey in the bud by just having him wear it backwards (as he should for all time).

Messin' with Sasquatch.

And what does this have to do with your original point? Oh nothing.

EMCC are not acting like a bunch of Einsteins.

*snort* Ok, Miley. We get it, you use curse words now.

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.