OMAR COMIN’

Ladies and gentlemen, the 28th state to enter the Union, but the first in your hearts and your nightmares, Texas.

Oh, he will be. The corps doesn’t fuck around with this.

“He then says what probably was going through Jerry Jones’s mind...”

Swiss Legend watches are not Swiss Made. They may use cheap swiss quartz movements, but they are not swiss made. If they were, the dials would indicate that.

Swiss Legend watches are not Swiss Made. They may use cheap swiss quartz movements, but they are not swiss made. If…

FUCK Y’ALL : An Autobiography
By Stevonne Latrall “Steve” Smith, Sr.

He didn’t finish the game. Ice up, son.

Sickboy’s unifying theory.

of course, because if you ever say anything we Jezebel comentors don’t like, you automatically must be a hardcore, right-wing Republican.

Oh it's not that bad. You'll be dead soon, so you won't have to think about this for too long.

No joke, summer is the worst season. I loathe being hot. All I ever want is to need to wear a heavy coat. Also, I think some people really are just genuinely drawn to melancholy. The darkening days are romantic to some of us.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

Please stop calling this a mistake.

“The most liberal...” “even worse than”

Yes, the old communist. Like this one.

So football throw boy isn’t this century’s foremost political thinker.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

To the small sliver of BAHSTON STRONG people personally affected by the bombing, my apologies. I suspect you’re not a part of that sliver though, so fuck you.

Thanks for sharing your dumb opinion. A playing field is not some magical fantasyland where real consequences cease to exist.