ALSO. SPOILERS: For anyone watching Hard Knocks, both Kourtnei Brown and EZ got cut.

Oh I don’t know, while I give 0 fucks about the “scandal” itself watching Goddell get slapped down gives me a happy.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

Dude this is an entire business model. There are entire businesses whose only purpose is to sell a shitty car to someone who can’t afford it, then circle back around when they default and collect judgements inflated by fees to three or four times the original cost of the car. The car which, by the way, typically gets…

I mean...that’s a promo photo. The radio station CHOSE that to promote their show. Good lord.

Reunions at public events are bullshit to begin with. Soldiers don’t get to surprise their family members like this. Most get to stand in formation for a damn hour while their family stands off to the side waiting for the unit to get its shit together. 9 times out of 10, these guys are just company grade primadonnas…

Let’s never forget that Baltimore fans once thought seizing an NFL franchise was an appropriate use of eminent domain.

Come on guys, can’t we just agree to accept that vagina is now the colloquial term for female genitalia? This Demi fan obviously didn’t mean she was flicked inside of her vaginal canal, she just meant in her crotch area (assuming any of this is true of course). If someone randomly “flicked” my crotch through my jeans,…

Oh man, I would shut that one down. Beside his grieving widow bringing a date (they now have many guns, a few snakes and one child together) our estranged mother refused to attend because it would be “too hard for her” but she DID send a letter to be read in which she said she first knew true love between a mother and…

I might actually believe the Lovato fan story if it was about Ariana Grand.

we could call it the “Jesus Diaz” button.

This comparison is unfair to the Maginot Line. It was a fine defensive structure. The Nazis went around it, not *through* it!

What a twat.

If only he had thrown himself to the wolves instead. Then they wouldn't have caught him.

“Good....good”

No.

Is this serious? You know there are things like phone numbers tied to text messages even if someone is not a contact? You don’t need two phones to trace text messages to each other.

And to think, some day all this propaganda will be defeated by thumb drives of South Korean soap operas.