Gronk is the country version of Gronk. He is all things and yet indivisible.

I love how a country with a - President Ali Bongo wasting his country’s resources-problem thinks that showing up in 90+ degree climates in shorts is a major problem.

Seriously. How did he get into moderately good shape, between all his spending money and free time?

It’s not even all that hard. You formulate 4 consecutive swatch sets on alternating weeks, making sure to bifurcate your clam ratio. He probably just starts out with a full set of Scuba Dips, heck he might even chain the algebra for extra resistance. I just don’t know. I’ll bet he goes hard on the pump deck to get the…

And goddammit, can we please stop rising for “God Bless America” in the seventh? It’s not the national anthem. I’m not getting off my ass twice in one game to fellate the flag again.

Just maybe it’s the hypocritical self-promotion that is bugging people? Live or worship anyway you want BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!

Awful pious for a 26 year old divorced dude.

Neutral Milk Hotel.

If Kobe Bryant was a recruiter for ISIS, the US would have solved 75% of its problems in the Middle East at least a year ago.

I swear to fucking God Greg if Billy is the one who writes about the U.S. game because you’re on Jim Carrey watch I’ll be PISSED.

Google Translation: “Jenny, please come back to me!”

Oh, like it’s suddenly FIFA’s fault that Canada only has one hotel.

I’m a white atheist, but I was sobbing by the end of that, hoping against hope that Rev. Pinckney and his flock found their heavenly reward.

“literally beat the shit out of Whetstine at the U.S. championships, breaking Whetstine’s nose and dislocating his thumb.”

Wow, Matt Leinart AND Huntington Beach are involved? It's like a douchebag sandwich. I wonder if they have Avenged Sevenfold play at halftime.

With each passing year he’s looking more and more like Gaddafi.