That’s great. My dad did something along the same lines. When I lived in AL, I was big into the community theatre scene, and just before I moved I was in a production of 1776. For whatever reason, the part of the delegate from NY state wasn’t cast, and the opening night was quickly approaching, so the director asked…

Shamrock shaken

“intense and likable” ... those are mutually exclusive adjectives when you’re watching a baseball game. Then again, I’m not sure who would spend an evening following someone comepletely unrelated to the game around a baseball stadium.

If you get stressed out by the existence of little kids trying to shag baseballs at batting practice, you’re doing it wrong. Grow up, man.

The interest rate he got on that S5 must have been astronomical.

Laugh now, but you’ll be living in Cleveland when the water runs out.

Coincidentally, LeBron complained to the ref about that shot.

I’m sure grown men at a pro wrestling event are familiar with life’s failures.

The rant is as needlessly pointless as the topics he’s rallying against.

Are you kidding? You should have seen the inanimate objects we banged during puberty.

“And ANOTHER thing! Why are they playing halves, shouldn’t they be playing periods?!”

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

Effusive hyperbole is one hundred billion times worse than the holocaust.

Australia is a nation of drunken belligerents. They are just jealous she’s ours.

I liked the play where Lebron gave him a straight shiver to the chest while backing him down and then Dre was called for the foul. That’s some sweet NBA right there.

I’d like to be happy that some kind of justice is being done, but organizations like this attract corruption. Whoever runs the show will be offered millions to hold the World Cup in Sierra Leone or Honduras and some one will accept that influence. Odds are it will be back to business as usual in a few years.

Don’t sleep on the announcer’s “¡Gracias, Messi, por existir!”

I agree with the “fuck him” sentiment but also fuck Jones. Let AD’s sorry ass sit. If he doesn’t play in purple he can eat a dick and sit at home.

NFL teams do hold a gigantic advantage over players when it comes to contracts

Anyone who chooses to spend time with Michelle Rhee has got to be a shitstain of the highest order.