It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.

Making you feel dumber is impressive.

When I was in the military, i had an asshole roommate just up and leave on day. Didn’t tell me or the other dude that he was bailing.

A “very simple” sandwich recipe does not involve stir-frying nor does it involve 10+ ingredients.

Benicio Del Toro always looks like he just woke up from a 10minute nap. After previously being awake for 3 days due to a meth binge.

“If you cant say anything nice about someone, don’t say anything at all.”

This is ironic.

Powers is highly underrated.

Redbreast by a long margin

I am shocked. I wasn’t aware anyone gave a shit about track and field.

And I demonstrate my dominance over their species by stealing it.

Your in-laws are monsters.

The IP address trace says Quahog, RI.

It’s funny. Back when Carey was a ref, I felt like he was one of the elites. He would make calls confidently and correctly. He sounds like a confused old man on the broadcast side. Maybe he just had a very good crew supporting him.

Not a single one.
I believe the cynical self-interest and cruelty of men can explain most of the horrors of this world.
I don’t need to invent fantastical reasons why things are fucked up. The truth is more boring and all the more disillusioning for it.

A “LOLVIKINGS” tag should be created for this occasion.

The warranty covers “unexpected repair costs.”

Nice plate.

The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”