If you’re an average, out-of-shape 35-year-old, a world class keeper isn’t going to have to guess where you’re kicking. He’s going to wait for you to kick it and then make the save.

Don’t want to be pedantic but brits not = england. Scotland and Wales (especially Scotland) are bitter rivals who would like nothing better than to see England choke on another shootout.

On the topic of witnessing historic sports moments, I have only witnessed one in person.

6. Hit the car with a bus.

Depending on the amount of sporting events you’ve attended in your life or ever will attend in your life, what do you think the odds are that you’ll see a historic moment when you’re at said game?

I salute you, Rand Paul’s Neighbor

This goes from benign to excessive very quickly.

Marchman’s favorite food to eat while high is a spinach salad? I just....Like if that’s the best you can do while high, just start drinking soylent for the rest of your life and live in a room without windows. You clearly can’t enjoy life. Jesus, man.

Joe’s address:

Welp! Sent some hangers. I can only assume Amazon will track me and hand me over to the capitalist overlords, but I gotta do something. So sending hangers and giving Bezos some money is one thing I guess.

Alexa, order me up some hangers.

No, the hangers are real.

Spoiler alert: the nominee is not going to give a straight answer on Roe and that’s going to be good enough for her.

Please don’t freak out - there are plenty of coral-safe sunscreens: https://www.hawaii.com/blog/reef-safe-sunscreen/

Yeah, I don’t get the hate in the article!! Just get the right sunscreen. 

Because ultimately, it’s not about assimilation: it’s about punishing these immigrants for simply being who they are.

As much as I love Downton Abbey, I do think it presents an overly rosy view of the British upper class—the “upstairs” family was always so well-intentioned and blah blah blah. I think it shows a lot about his biases that even The Crown’s mainly positive and sympathetic depiction of the royal family wasn’t positive…

Wait, what? Why is he spouting “No Collusion” in a tweet that is supposed to be empathetic towards victims and their families? He is a fucking moron.

Anti-abortion legalization is anti-woman. If Roe falls, women will die. The end. 

Cause it’s not about babies it’s about oppressing women.