I once saw DDL in full costume (yes, with a handlebar mustache. I know you were about to ask), standing around in the middle of Union Square Park. Just living. It’s the single greatest thing that I’ve seen in my many years of living in New York.

Kim and Kanye are so transparently thirsty to be Bey and Jay, but will never be anything but some Canal St. Rolexes.

“Folks, I know extortion. I have done all the best extortion. Yuuuuge sums of money extorted.”

HOLY SHIT.

The Editor-In-Chief of both sites doesn’t share your opinion. And guess whose opinion matters here?

Dear PMT,

This sounds very similar to people who have a kid to try to bring their relationship closer together. Why would making things more complicated fix anything when you are already failing to communicate right now?!

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

This is the premise for my Presidential fighting game.

There is no bigger Presidential Bad-Assery than Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy once took a bullet during a campaign speech. He looked at the wound and kept on talking. He also left his horse behind and charged up San Juan Hill ON FOOT. That dude was Chuck Norris long before Chuck could do Chuck things.

Teddy Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson would be the last two standing after an All Presidents Cage Match.

Teddy Roosevelt has to be the #1 pick in terms of all Presidents. He was the youngest President, physically fit, experienced in combat and a skilled hunter.

Pneumonia stricken William Henry Harrison and post stroke Woodrow Wilson aren’t winning any fights.

WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

THE HYPE KNOWS NO BOWL BUT THE BOWL OF THE HYPE, WHOSE NAME IS CLEGANE

I haven’t read any of the spoilers for future episodes that were released so it may not even happen, but why the hell is no one talking about what’s about to happen in kings landing. Sandor Clegane is about to walk in to Kings Landing and drop a wight at the feet of cersei and her main bodyguard.........the hype is…

This is not the New Yorker’s first cover to slam Trump - they’ve been trolling him vigorously since he became a candidate. 

jesus christ well done

It doesn’t matter- Trump’s followers are too stupid to understand that the Pershing story is bullshit and those that do just don’t care.