Yeah this is the thing. Mahershala Ali had his envelope, so I’d assume it’s protocol to give the envelope and card to the winner. Somehow her envelope got put down somewhere it shouldn’t have been. And from the screencap above, the category is at the bottom of the card, not the top, so it’s possible to read without…

I did the same thing. They announced, and i changed the channel. Thankfully Twitter alerted me, and I was recording the show for another person, so I could go back and watch it.

Wait, do you have to EGOT in a single year?

This suggests we women will still be allowed to work and/or leave the house unchaperoned. I am not that optimistic.

But of COURSE he has a picture of Andrew fucking Jackson there. OF COURSE HE DOES.

It absolutely is, and I am completely flummoxed about what to do.

This is why I am so particularly gutted over my running partner being out of commission indefinitely. His running shorts are so tiny and his legs are so good! What else is supposed to motivate me to run six miles at dawn?!

I have over 100 versions of it.

Welp. Guess we are in a fight now. 😞

It is in general, but at the same time, no. I love quality Christmas tunes, but if the neighbor isn’t exaggerating and it’s going 18 hours a day (and I assume from the article it can be heard inside the house?), I don’t care how much of the music I like, Christmas or otherwise: shut it down. Leave the lights. Turn off…

Well, I dig it - I love oranges!

Positive reinforcement is v. important in these times that try the soul.

Not sure what age your granddad is, but yeah, during World War II at least, sugar was rationed, so candy would have been a huge treat. Not sure about fruit.

You are perfect.

And she got a peppermint stick, too!

We’re doing “secret Santa” in my fam for the fifth or sixth time because the number of people my family has grown to include makes giving something to everyone prohibitively expensive - we set a $20 limit for that; only the little kiddos are getting extra gifts. Generally people are pretty good at adhering to the…

My nieces made the best place cards for everyone and I must share. (Apologies if this is huuuuuge, i can’t really tell on my phone.)

Yes yes yes yes to the Sephora cream stains! I also bought a couple NYX lip pencils that have AMAZING staying power and are a blue enough red they work with my complexion

That is infuriating, I’m very sorry. Now I am angry on your behalf as well.

Argh! So frustrating! And if yours was anything like this one, he had notes and/or a full-on script he was going off. How hard is it to stick to that, ffs?