Very strict, and I totally get it.

Yup depends on the state, the distance to the polling place, etc. My mom took me with her to vote when I was 7 and I was wearing a giiiiiiiant billowing Clinton Gore ‘92 tee shirt. They stopped her at the door and made me wait outside - we’re in California.

Except for you, Tater - never stop.

This needs more stars.

[whispers] Peppermint mochas are the only things I get from them.

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I’m laughing way too much at this.

I’m on my 5th iphone and I still have no idea how syncing it works

AH! My mistake, apologies.

Yeah, the scariest for me are definitely the ones where it turns out not to be supernatural but someone actually creeping around. Fuck that noise.

Yes that one, and the other one where the thing touched her in bed, and she slept in the guest room for a few months (and shortly after she moved rooms, her brother joined her in the guest room). Ahhhhh!

You definitely were not, but I got overwhelmed after a day, so I missed 3 or 4 of the ones posted here.

It absolutely was. There were a lot of “and it turns out it wasn’t a ghost but someone was actually in the house” ones this year, and I don’t think I’ll sleep properly ever again for a while.

I saw that! How many Marcus Mumfords are there in this world?!

That is some nonsense!

Nice.

But what does it mean? [googling googling] Okay apparently it means “be safe” so it’s just redundant in that post, and also makes no sense because it comes out of nowhere.

Wait, what the heck is “keep the shiny side up”? Shiny side of what?

These are the same ladies who think you should give up your voting rights to collect Social Security.