Dammit, Kinja!! ::shakes fist::

Counterpoint: both!

THAT IS HUGE AND I CAN’T RESIZE. I even resized before I posted whyyyyyyyy?!

Bobby, your list is missing this glorious mug, which my friend and I still giggle about endlessly, and which broke ages ago. RIP mug. Maybe I’ll get her a new one for Christmas.

Yup. And next time if you don’t use all the pesto, add a layer of olive oil to cover the top and/or a layer of plastic wrap. Just keep the air off it. (See also guacamole.)

Far be it from me to critique someone’s cookie choice. I am happy to yield oatmeal raisin to those who love it. All cookies deserve to be loved and consumed enthusiastically, but no one person can do that on their own. This will be a team accomplishment.

Oh my! Thank you!

I am sad for your chocolate chip cookie experience, but I am glad oatmeal raisin satisfies you.

I have definitely had oatmeal chocolate chip, but I think it’s just that I don’t have great sight, so I see a cookie that looks chocolate chippy, and then I get closer, and heartbreak ensues.

That is why they are loathed. They are accidentally masquerading as something they are not. Oatmeal raisin is good when you’re expecting it, but when you think it’s one thing and it’s another? Never gonna match up.

My hatred of oatmeal raisin cookies is that I always see them from afar, think they’re chocolate chip, get excited because CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE!, and then get there and face the crushing disappointment that is oatmeal-raisin-not-chocolate-chip.

YES. Came here to add this exact product. I initially was using the non-oil-free version, but I accidentally bought the oil-free one last Christmas, and I feel with my oily/combo skin, it holds up better throughout the day than its oil-full (?) counterpart. Cosigned also on the lasting a long time -- I think I can get…

YES. Came here to add this exact product. I initially was using the non-oil-free version, but I accidentally bought…

If this were to happen, I would actually watch.

Standing up? How even!? My boyfriend got in the shower with me last weekend, and I was all, “Nope, lemme dry off and we’ll take this someplace less vertical with fewer hard edges.”

Seriously! He’s cute but damn, he is a beast.

Seriously! He’s cute but damn, he is a beast.

And forever.

Hugh Grant is damned determined to make me chuck my DVD of Sense and Sensibility, isn’t he?

That’s a risk I am willing to take. Geese are assholes.

That’s a risk I am willing to take. Geese are assholes.

YOWZA. I think you might be a super taster/smeller with those senses, my friend. I have never thought they smelled like goose, just like pillow. But I encountered the pillows before the animal, maybe that was it?

YOWZA. I think you might be a super taster/smeller with those senses, my friend. I have never thought they smelled…

I have found my person. <3

I have found my person. <3