Sqarr, I thought you were a friend.

In a monthish I will be driving down to Antelope Wells, NM (and back again) to collect my boyfriend at the end of his massive mountain bike race, but other than that, I hoarde my vacation days so we can go visit his fam in Hawaii. However I do have a decent number of sick days accumulating, so I may have to take a…

It was actually revelatory for me when I heard the This American Life episode a few years back. I was in the car and I remember gasping and going “THAT’S ME THAT HAPPENS TO ME.”

Absofucklutely.

Saving this gif and texting it to everyone I know immediately.

Thank you both for this.

This is what I thought of first when I heard this on the radio.

I have found my people.

They couldn’t even fit The Hobbit in two!

I'm going to book passage tomorrow and I could just about die with excitement!

I miss Deep Cuts. ☹️

Oh, I’m not so into it that I pursue videos, but I do really love taking care of that one pore on his neck that always seems to accumulate. He’s weirded out by it. I’m like, “It’s not weird, it’s love! And you had better fucking do the same for me because I don’t want to be walking around with a big honkin’ blackhead…

My boyfriend has one of those spots on his neck where blackheads build up. It is my great joy to get in there and extract them.

Aw, Kenny. You’re a pal.

These featured prominently at my birthday and various holiday meals with my friends this year. My friend now uses her set as salad tongs.

Ack! I want one.

Your omissions line up almost perfectly with “birds I like to eat”.

Pukekos are so goofy, I love them so much! New Zealand totally turned me into a bird nut.

Jolie says to buy a bunch of washcloths — lightweight enough so that they can be tossed in the wash when wrung out so they dry and don’t destroy things in your laundry basket with mold — and to wash them after one use.

Are those idiots being fined massive amounts I hope? I'd assume that's the minimum penalty...?