Agreed. Being Poly is fine. If you want to be Poly be Poly. Nobody cares. Just please stop talking about my monogamous life like I’m doing it wrong.

Some people have trouble separating sex from love and other people seem to have trouble separating emotional vulnerability with sex/love.

why do people think that sex is the only thing in a relationship, while its good, the companionship of that person can be just as good if not better. I have spent tons of nights I thought to be some of the best just talking about things lying there beside my gf. It doesn’t even have to be anything deep but the company…

And if you can’t find a steaming hot woman, there are loads of streaming hot women on the internet. Heads up though, either way: they both want your credit card.

Except they’re both outside the selective service registration age range.

well they weren’t clamoring to get a shot at the cong if memory serves correct.

It’s about time! twitter threats are one thing, but swatting actually puts people in immediate danger.

That’s not Calvin Johnson in that picture. Aren’t you the same Deadspin writer who thought Kenny Smith was Greg Anthony?

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

How is you still have student loans 13 years after graduation?

Those are very anti rich images. Just because someone is rich, doesn’t make them a scapegoat for people whose lives didn’t turn out they way they anticipated.

Bernie Sanders Makes Another Sweeping Proclamation With No Plan

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

So 14th amendment good, First Amendment bad, got it.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

PRO TIP: Tweeting that you got raped isnt recognized as a legal action. You need to go tell the police, you know the guys in the cars with the lights on top.

Isn’t it amazing how the “I know better than everyone else” crowd shows up on a fucking sports blog? Save it for Gawker.

I’m glad Deadspin has taken a negative stand against daily fantasy, because none of your readers find it fun at all to play daily fantasy sports.

That’s pretty good, but GNC has always had the worst pricing for as long as I can remember.

That’s pretty good, but GNC has always had the worst pricing for as long as I can remember.

Ummm...