“Stick is candy!”

Such a Kinja thing lately - basketball coach Tony Bennett turns down a raise, then sets up a foundation with $500,000...and the article focuses on what he’s NOT doing as if he were just playing us for fools. Then Brad Pitt confronts Weinstein at the risk of harming his own career, and more snark. Nothing good can…

This is Jezebel. No one can do anything right, ever.

So Brad did a thing, and still needs to have that touch of snark, that too bad he didn’t do more?

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

But will it be completed on schedule?

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

Someone had yet to learn you don’t hide a lit cigarette in a sock drawer, no matter how much those sound like Mom’s footsteps?

“You’re a loser. I’m a winner”

Probably this game from Thomas’ rookie year: https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/pbp/200201150WAS.html