Whoppers exist exclusively to teach kids at Halloween that life is not fair and some choices are so wrong that there’s nothing you can do to fix them. You want to eat a candy, you think it’s a candy - mouthful of fermentation flavored dust.

The bar is really, really low, I know but I was just kind of impressed that he didn’t take more credit and give himself the hero treatment. That’s what the interviewers are trying to get him to do. He didn’t say anything like “save” or “rescue” or “I don’t want to think about what would’ve happened if I hadn’t been…

Great article. God I wish the future would get here soon for men’s tennis. I loved Serena and I guess like to see her get that one more to tie the record, but I have to admit that it’s more fun to see new faces get good and start new rivalries. So tired of seeing Nadal, Federer and Djokovic win every major. But every…

There hasn’t been any beef here in 15 years - just a occasionally scheduled beat down. Seems a little unnecessary to troll her on top of the 19 straight wins for Serena. 19 straight pretty effectively delivers the message.

All she invented was selling it to white women...which, come to think of it, is a pretty valuable invention. Chances that she didn’t know about cheaper options on Amazon is 0% - she just, correctly, assumes that her target demographic will understand that those cheap ones are not for white women.  

He’s a pitcher. A 3 game suspension for a starter is not even a suspension. A 3 game suspension for a relief pitcher is like a 1 game suspension. Even the most active relievers pitch less than every other game, on average.