Japan consists of several island places.

damn i gotta go to the library more often

Or Japan tomorrow, where Japan is located.

Because you think lineup protection is statistically significant

I was about to correct you, but technically it’s always night somewhere.

Most players don’t wear rings on the field, as it impedes their grip on the bat.

“If the rules are to not drink and drive...”

Good riddance. She probably reads those websites that intentionally out closeted homosexuals, too.

“What did you think about giving up the TD in the last two minutes?” is the exact meaningless question that Deadspin has criticized in the past

When Popovich gives the same sarcastic answers to nonsensical questions, it’s charming. But since we don’t like the Harbaughs, we will allow our confirmation bias to criticize the same thing Popovich does.

It’s okay for Marshawn to fuck with the media, but not the Harbaugh brothers, because the Harbaughs are mean people with scary faces.

Deadspin are more of a soccer blog than baseball

0 RBIs

2 outta 4 not bad

Two things:

If he grabbed for the car but missed it would be “Spin City”

You keep separating “winning” and “fun”. These things are not mutually exclusive, and it is a natural emotion to dislike losing.

Who said Little League is about teaching the desire to win? The desire to win is innate. Baseball is merely one of many avenues available to chase the desire to win.

“Be a child while you still can.”

“Fuck winning. It’s about having fun.”