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People can’t play Halo!

Wow someone didnt let you play your videogame for one night and it’s terrorism.

-Terrorism

“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”

Time to drink a Red Bull to commemorate!

Wanted levels that yield consequences? Underground cave networks? Vast weaponry that can be customized? Endless terrain that can be traversed on foot for weeks? Countless unexplored species? All this on top of space combat and exploration? I will be lost in this game forever.

A fake Gjallahorn that shoots Tshirts

As a gay man, I... don’t really see a problem with this so long as it’s put into context. Out of context, I can understand the outrage. In context, I understand the scene for what it is.

tl;dr It’s just standard anime-grade Japanese weirdness, not homophobia. Everybody relax.

ENJOY THIS DELICIOUS STEW, BRAISED IN THE SIMMERING FURNACE OF YOUR SUBCONCIOUS.

Go home Google... You’re trippin’ balls!

Canine/11 truth

Dogs can’t melt steel beams.

This is how nonverbal AIs ask for a puppy.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

winner

haha, unintentional but i’ll take it!