He will never change

Fuck you, Toad, you condescending little literal dickhead.

These games present a troll or be trolled world.

...eight months of story/performance work on Uncharted 4 was thrown out...

“Soccer” ...........

Dear Götze,

Your digital alter-ego stole $1 million dollars from me in real life. Please compensate.

Most of the time the launch goes flawlessly. It’s the landing (a totally new thing that nobody has done) that they’re still working on. And to be fair, they’ve gotten really close to sticking the landing, and the last two times it failed, it was for different reasons.

That would never work. You'd get your ass handed to you by a ten-year-old.

Or just pistol whip that kid and steal his pokeballs

But halfway through the game you discover that you’re playing for the wrong team and switch sides, right? ... right!?

Wait, if that tweet says Bethesda’s community lead’s office smells like beer due to the presence of the bottlecaps, that means GatorMacheteJr didn’t even bother to rinse them first...

I’m glad they’re emphasizing that he gets the game “since he was the first to do this”, meaning “don’t get any smart ideas, other people, your bottle caps won’t have the magic this did.”

I don’t see any Nuka Cola in there. This is not official currency!

On the plus side, you’ll be rich when the world goes to hell.

359 people.....yeah that’s a good sample size.

So glad I stopped pre-ordering games. Thanks Luke.

As Jim Sterling said, devs and publishers will keep doing this shit because they know they can, for the time being, get away with it.

“The Taken King Collector’s Edition Digital Content consists of: (3) Class Specific Emotes, (3) Armor Shaders, and (3) Exotic Class Items with XP Bonuses.”

Oh, We’re sorry. Here, let’s fix it but giving you what you ‘want’ by waaaay overcharging you for a couple of emotes, colors, and items. Remember when $20 would net…

You’re not familiar with Japanese culture. This brings dishonor on the artist’s family.