Japan seems to always have more fun foods. At least we have tacos. Unless...

What, you didn’t think we did it for the love and sex did you?

Well now i wanna be gay.

Babies or powers, huh?

We can already summon hurricanes and cause earthquakes, if the magic motion picture box is to be believed.

So you get special powers for being gay? Seems legit.

This one has been my favorite one.

DR. FISHYYY! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

“I over-feed them? Noooooooo”

Can’t even kill a fly

He just puts them to sleep.

Did you just read the headline... maybe the first paragraph... and then come down here to comment? The actual complaint is all spelled out up there.

I kind of saw the writing on the wall with this game from the start, and I decided never to buy into it. It was an incomplete game to begin with, and you have to keep paying in order to get the new content—which only makes it a slightly less incomplete game.

Still better than any Sonic game in the last 5 years...

Just a quick warning for the uninitiated:
Do not, under any circumstance, google “Elvis the Hedgehog” in an attempt to find this video.

Still more high octane action than Sonic Boom.