Nope. The black protagonist will be voiced by Emma Stone.

Sloppy writing, is what you did. If you feel the need to point out the ethnicity of a game’s protagonist, try doing it in a way that isn’t quite so jarring. You know, have the train of thought flow through the details naturally instead of hard-stopping on each point like you’re declaring some kind of f’d up shopping…

Taxi driver.

“the latest glob of unfathomable garbage to latch onto renowned runaway trashball year 2016"

“I haven’t been able to figure out why diabetes dogs exist.”

“but why steal the fun from you guys lol?

“but why steal the fun from you guys lol?”

Oh look. A KOTAKU article decrying the use of “clickbait” practices.

Nothing.

All I can think of is “THIS IS THE GUY WE’RE GONNA ALLOW TO REDO THE STARGATE MOVIE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......GOD PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Neat.

1) Nobody buys the game without the DLC. Nobody.

Tip: Don’t buy games from publishers who are engaging in shady price inflation during this sale (and during previous sales). Bethesda, Rockstar, etc.

Apparently I can’t do two things: 1) Edit my original post to fix a typo I just noticed, and 2) Spell “Harvey” correctly. I suspect that “Harvet Dent” can’t be trusted.

“Funny, I’ve only got one rule:”

“White men are the worst.”

Lets be honest here: After reading just the article headline, we all assumed the story was about Florida.

“The Last Guardian is coming out this year, so all things are possible.”