“git gud, whippersnappers.”

Yes, it really is that bad:

Well...it is Japan, after all...

P.s. For srs though, these female cosplay variants of characters are goddamn amazing.

Obligatory:

I know Hugh Jackman is in everything these days, but doesn’t he also seem like he could play Tiger?

Deep down, all Goro ever wanted was his father’s approval...

In light of that information I’m surprised that they stopped there. They were just one procedural generation algorithm away from the product being “Big Box Of Infinite Games”.

I’m not sure that I like this new reality where I have become aware that I now agree with Kayne West on something.

“Signed,

“Don’t we have a freedom to waste our money on stupid shit?”

This is a stupid article and you’re stupid for writing it.

inb4leghumpingsimulatorcontroversy

SHUT THE F*** UP. THEY MIGHT HEAR YOU AND TRY TO OUT-DO AC’S SH**. THE WORLD ISN’T READY FOR THAT.

You’re an idiot if you don’t think they’re committing blatant hyper-greedy price-gouging with their DLC. Hell, this story actually reminded me of the recent story about that pharmaceutical douchebag Martin Shkreli who raised the price of a lifesaving drug for a rare disease (basically a “niche” drug) by something like…

Holy crap, Skynet looks friggin adorable in a kimono.

“There’s a certain point in the footage above, for example, where Pewdiepie is about to get wrecked by the eviiiiil barrel. In comes Markiplier to save the day with a fighter jet that he says he bought on the internet. OK, so far, kind of silly, but not that bad. Then you have to play through a shoot-em-up section…

Everything on that cat’s face says “I will murder you for this.” ._.

VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?!