Kickstarter: Making you wonder how these asshats ever became successful in the first place since 2009.

Fuck you. I actually like how that PS4 looks. Everyone has different tastes, dickhead.

I know, right? Usually Kotaku is johnny-on-the-spot when it comes to their phony hype for crappy games.

I think the other point that people miss out on is the matter of the arrogance of youth (or in this case, the arrogance of the living). Sure, if Vader were to be brought back to life he might remain good, but it seems to me that he might also return to being evil (or otherwise morally ambiguous).

It’s infuriating whenever these idiotic articles come along bragging about “THIS GAME YOU’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD ABOUT IT IS A HUGE SUCCESS IN JAPAN.” Of course we’ve never heard of it, asshole; the Japanese are a bunch of a xenophobic dickheads who constantly refuse to bring games over to “the west” because apparently…

We all know that crack is more christianly than marijuana because crack is white and marijuana is green. It’s just science, bruh.

WE CANNOT HAVE OUR ROMAN GLADIATOR STYLE FIGHTERS WHO BEAT EACH OTHER TO A BLOODY PULP IN OUR BLOODSPORT RINGS SMOKING MARIJUANA BECAUSE IT IS A SIN AND IMMORAL AND WE ARE GOOD UPSTANDING CHRISTIANS/CATHOLICS/WHATEVER.

Your article should be updated to note that if you get Amnesia for free during this deal you can also get Penumbra: Necrologue for free too. I haven’t played either game and don’t know how good they are, but someone on steam told me about the second one being free if you get the first so I figured it’s info that…

I wonder if he would ethusiastically sing “I LIKE BIG TRUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE...”

In light of the revelations of recent years, that gif of Cosby is suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper f*ing creepy.........er. ._.

The truth of what’s going on here: People at the BBC were using GTA Online mods and got banned, and this show is how they’re getting back at Rockstar.

It’s already been thought about and is something that was foretold in genres such as Shadowrun; Shadowrun in particular featuring a form of VR film-making called BTL (“Better Than Life”) that includes not just the first person perspective but even what the actors are *feeling* - it basically puts the viewers directly…

“Also, I’m not one to think of the kids ahead everyone else, but I wonder how Nintendo will manage little kids wandering all over the place to catch things?”

You’re taking the game entirely too serious, which is the point of satirical/humorous/joke videos. I haven’t seen any of Dunkey’s vids (haven’t even heard of him until now), but simply by your reaction alone I can see that you are far too invested in the game to have any real fun.

Two words: Vagrant Story.

I still think Jeremy from CinemaSins summed it up best when he said:

I feel more like it’s incredibly sad; doubly so when you consider that their only way to defend themselves against someone trying to eat them is “splash”.

It’s pretty obvious, actually. If you consider the going theory/(fact?) in the lore that ALL pokemon (or at least all the ones that are native to the Earth) are reincarnated Human Beings, then I bet Slowpoke tastes like...people. ._.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the entire article was just another deceptive marketing attempt, throwing up a bunch of half-randomly-selected isometric game mentions so that they can just sneak in more promotion for games like D3 and Civ 5.

Pretty cool news. I fondly remember playing Turok 2 when I was younger. A speech in particular that the Flesh Eaters give during that game was easily one of the most memorable moments in all of video gaming for me: