Wow, talk about overkill; the cops even arrested the guns.

It’s the breast ever.

“Starring such noted Latino thespians as Jake Gyllenhaal or Sam Worthington, I’ll wager.”

What I don’t get is why people act like “Zorro” is some amazing piece of cinema that can even be ruined in the first place. It’s garbage, and always has been.

Obligatory:

“It’s my job, unfortunate as it is, to deal with jerks like you. You on the other hand could be doing literally anything else! Anything! Why are you doing this, of all things?”

“Jesus Christ, you’re an asshole.”

One more reason to despise Nintendo. They have some good games, but holy hell are they ever run by a bunch of heartless little Hitlers.

So Capcom has picked Resident Evil 2 to be the next game they ruin with their DLC and microtransaction nonsense. God. Fucking. Damnit.

“A third party can report copyright violations.”

“Again, this isn’t cold balls, this is like making a rule that when NFL players had to practice, they had to wear weights on their legs. Come gameday I doubt the plays in the playbook would be executed to their best.”

“You’re assuming that we’ll always have the space, though.”

Reminds me of this video (the relevant part starts at 1 min 27 seconds in):

Well, here’s the thing. Some people want the jacket to have/wear, while the rest of us want the jacket so we can place it on a life-sized voodoo doll of him to torture and/or set on fire.

No, here, watch as I fix your moronic clickbait article header to say what it actually is: