Your list of classic games does not include the overwhelmingly awesome classic game Ascendancy (by The Logic Factory). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascendanc…

“The whole point of that section of the raid is to avoid being detected.”

Uh, I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure the last thing a person wants a psychotic terrorist organization to be is MORE angry.

“The Japanese text reads: “You thought this was going to be a gruesome image? Too bad! It was ISIS-chan.””

“And yes, i still recommend that you brush up on your english.”

If you could have put your copious nerd-rage into a little box, set it aside, and just made a calm and reasoned argument like an adult instead of spitting and screaming at everyone generous enough to actually read it, I could have actually liked this article.

I was having a great day today.

“What was reasoning behind moving most of the developers unto a new project rather than finishing the one that was already started and kickstarted?”

Intend? INTEND?! BATMAN DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF INTEND. YOU _WILL_ DO IT! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!

Until they add Open World to The Sims 4 none of these other things matter at all.

Oh good. Some random group of 18 people or so wants the gaming world to just trust them with all of our login credentials for Steam, Origin, uPlay, etc. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

12 year old boys and girls*

Yo momma’s so fat she wears horse armor.

“That’s racist.” - Jeremy, CinemaSins

“H A I L S A T A N”

Dear Gaben,

It’s times like this that I am convinced Kotaku has a recurring contest they run amongst themselves to see who can write the absolute worst posting ever, and Brian is clearly in it to win it today.