Seeing that Ascendancy (1995, by Logic Factory) isn’t on this list is all I need to know that this list is bulls##t. Another garbage Kotaku article, as usual.
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Oh yes, indeed, your “cat”. My mistake. I thought you were naming yourself after a firebomb, when instead you were actually just naming yourself after the sentient creature you keep imprisoned in your home as your personal entertainment slave. As always, nothing disturbed going on there; it is clearly completely…
Honestly, these redesigns are grotesque. If this article's title had said "Look What Michael Bay Did To Star Wars" I wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because these designs look exactly that awful.
Oh my, look at this. Another Human pretending they aren't Human and trying to act like they aren't just as screwed up as everyone else that exists. Yes, indeed, surely this "MolitovMichelle" is the epitome of normal, who lives a perfect life and has never done anything disturbed or even had a disturbed thought in…
Two things are going to happen:
Cue toxic community problems in 3...2...
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<sarcasm>What a twist!</sarcasm>
Suggestion: Dark Souls
Seems that you're blind AND stupid. How unfortunate for you. Maybe go see your local doctor in Austin or Mexico City, whichever place you choose to pretend to live.
If I'm so wrong then why was my joke the one with upvotes and your replies to it have none? OHHHHHH SNAP, SON.
Follow your own advice. :)
Austin stole Austin from Mexico, so you don't get to complain.
As soon as a developer utters the phrase "focus tester" (or some variant thereof) my eyes just glaze over. =_=
I have to say that Valve's reaction to the entire thing is completely baffling. When a core aspect of your business is complete garbage, you don't just go "Yeah, we suck at that. Maybe we'll fix it. Until then, leave us alone, because we're busy with things and stuff.", you EFFIN FIX IT.
I have no idea, but I'm inclined to assume it was intended. It seems like it'd be too incredible for it to simply be chance that the tracks on your CD would end up playing on the in-game radio stations. Either way, though, it was just outright epic. I can't think of any other games from back then that had…
Among many reasons, GTA 1 was epic because A) You could remove the game disc after starting the game and put in your music CD of choice and the tracks would play in place of the in-game radio stations which was epic as all hell at the time, and B) The cops in GTA 1 were the most bat-shit insane of the entire series;…
Kinda sounds like the forever-lose gimmick is about the only thing this game will have going for it in terms of appeal. Those screenshots look very "meh".
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How very...timely...for things like this to come out... *yeaaaaaahhhhHHHHHHHHHH*