Worst. Article. Ever.

I'm just waiting for the first Vietnam first-person-shooter VR game to come out. The "I WAS THERE!" will be over 9000 that day.

It's neat watching someone mindlessly shill for Valve and their copy-paste VR headset as though nobody in the world knows about the Oculus Rift.

Well, that player may have been sniped by a one-in-a-million shot, but at least he looks good in that white and gold armor.

I've been thinking lately about all these new consoles that are coming out, and I've had a revolutionary idea. Now, stay with me here, because this'll blow your mind:

Wait, hold on. Is this for real? Am I dreaming? Square Enix is going to release remasters of Final Fantasy Awkward Laughing Scene and Final Fantasy The Writers Gave Up So Dance Battles so I can experience them in HIGH DEFINITION? HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED IN LIFE?