Come on, clearly Tom Cruise is the #1 female stunt woman out there.

Well "they" the cops who fired and brought murder charges against this fuck head is not on the same side as you.

Um walk in a cop's shoes in Chicago or Oakland for a week then come back and make that statement.

You’re right, 99% of people who work in the restaurant industry do go out after work. And if you bartend, you better have more than $50 cash in your pocket or else why on earth are you still bartending? I was that 1% loser than didn’t go out. I did at first, then I found out you usually spend 50% or more of what you…

People who buy those shirts are none of those things.

what about PINK across my ass on my sweatpants for no apparent reason?

I want to punch everyone that has writing on their shirts. When will this be over? I rather they go back to wearing obnoxious overpriced logos at least my brain doesn’t have to read dumb shit.

I bartend and often see regulars 3-4 times a week, mid to late 20s and wonder how in the world can they afford to do this (I live in a major money sucking city as well). Bar tab, dinner tab, uber etc. One night can easily be $50 minimum.

Such a G man. love it

Just wonder, who is BUYING these mags to keep them in business when you can just visit websites/blogs for free? Is there that much last minute grab at the airport? Or is it purely for the made up “news”? They aren’t cheap ... like what 4 -5 bucks for pictures and ads and 4 paragraphs of made up shit and “stars are…

yah doesn't look like he's enjoying his drink in the gif

Well that statement carries about as much weight as “I’ve watched a lot of Law & Order, like all of the them.” but way douchier. Dude you doth protest way too much.

Seltzer?

seltzer?

Right until that splash of coke. That's why you blacked out.