How about a free case of birth control pills with every car purchase? If you can’t remember your kid, you don’t NEED a kid.

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Ha ha! Awesome man! No one has ever made a joke like this before!

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”

St. Filling sounds like a great name for a Shepard’s pi(ous)

And here we are, 50 years later....

The missing “I” in the last word made me read this that the ref was “lucky he wasn’t raped while on couscous.”

Yes, he has.

For $68,000 he couldn't add a can of refrigerant? I'm guessing there's more to the A/C problems than just needing a charge. CP, all day, everyday.

Do you like camping and mobility? Do you like German stuff? Do you have $68k?

There are plenty of ways. For example, Just say you think it is not the time or place for it and that, as an athlete, CK has many, many avenues to express his feelings. I could get with that criticism even though I happen to think CK is not saying anything terribly controversial. Let me rephrase that — if you know any…

Who the heck thought a car’s name should be one letter different than captive?!

I’m with you. I’ve been saying that the Terrain will be one of those cars that we look back on wondering what the hell was being ingested in the design studio. Hell, I think it makes the Aztek look like a Pininfarina design in comparison.

Look—I own a Saab, and I love it, but you really can’t blame the end of Saab on GM. The company was on its way down when GM bought them, and GM had the company on indefinite life support until shit got sour back at corporate and they couldn’t afford to keep cutting them checks anymore. The cars were over-engineered,…

They tried repeatedly. But every time they got close to making progress, it was De Ja Vu all over again.

So it doesn’t need gas, obviously!

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

Look at that rear wheel!? ARGHGHGH. CURB RASH IS THE DEVIL

As reliable as a Fung Wah bus from Boston to New York I’m sure

Having worked for UPS and from what I know, even if the package had shed its label, there’s a whole huge department just for that purpose. They are supposed to look up the item anyway they can, make a new label and send it on its way. Something more is going on and its UPS’ fault.