IMO, it’s weird that national anthems exist in the first place, tbh. 

I don’t hate America, and I’m not leaving. But if I invite you over to my house for dinner, I’m also not going to sing a song about how my ancestors were successful in their bid to shoot your ancestors in the face.

I didn’t say it was offensive or spiteful, or that the Revolutionary War was anti-woke or whatever you…

Let’s be honest here, having gone down the Sovereign Citizen rabbit hole, this kid’s future was likely limited already.

“It’s more reasonable to conclude that this was a case of someone who made a choice to defy the law with a credible threat of deadly force and found out why that was a terrible idea.”

Make China Communist Again 

Noveau rich are the same everywhere.

Oh no, people would actually have to WORK to get a license, the humanity!

Every time I rent a car, I end up leaving a skid mark with it.

“Can you rephrase your destination?”

I thought, that Ice-T put it best:

“It’s unfortunate that we even have to say “Black Lives Matter”. I mean, if you go through history nobody ever gave a fuck. I mean, you can kill black people in the street, nobody goes to jail, nobody goes to prison.

It will need a huge battery to power all the warning lights on the dashboard !

When I was a younger lad I worked in a service station. One of my coworkers was an ex truck driver that wedged his trailer under a low bridge. He freely admitted it was due to being high.

In the late 1950's, a tall friend of my parents drove a Volvo 544. He said it gave him enough headroom to wear a hat.

Obviously he was a fan of Fords with theatre seating lol

Everything I’ve seen says that Trump thinks of Hope Hicks like a daughter, so he’s definitely fucking her.

Don’t even try it. You know full well they look like you, your sister and your mother, too.

I just figured out how Trump won.

Home Goods and Michaels are indeed awful, but the church background music and my unwillingness to ignore their awful politics puts Hobby Lobby solidly into first place.

As a salesperson, this is commonly forgotten - “A good salesperson is happy to have a customer that knows their stuff and has a reasonable offer on the table.”

My rule for buying a car on Black Friday.