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Most any car being chauffeured by someone else.

Does this validate my genuine enthusiasm for soccer moms?

That 685 kg is curb weight, I do believe. I don’t see a payload spec in that advert. Nice article about a great truck though.

30 minutes west of Manhattan (NY) you’ll find them. Anywhere blue collar white men work or socialize, they are present. Talking football is an eye opener.

Toss up between Home Depot and any pro sports team’s retail store.

You paint a vivid, painfully accurate picture. I had a part time job passing samples @ Costco. We had a blast scoffing at shoppers, loudly hawking ‘gluten free orange juice’, seeing shoppers circle 4 or 5 times for seconds-I once put 6 muffin cups of vege-straws snacks in a woman’s basket to get rid of her-, telling

Noyota? Nundaia? Nonda?

As a customer, the same is true if the words ‘salesperson’ and ‘customer’ are reversed.

Just yesterday I went to wendys. They’re giving away fries with every Giants win. One promotion that generated zero (zero) traffic this year.

‘Authorities’-MTA, Triboro Bridge & Tunnel Auth., Port Auth., NYC/NYS Parks Auth., and ad infinitum, have, since their invention by noted thief, powerbroker, racist and egomaniac Robert Moses in the 1920s, been a cesspool of influence peddling, money grabbing & laundering devices used to enrich unions, bankers, public

Only Luxo-barge of the sea that sagged like it came from the factory with 3 bodies in the trunk as standard equipment.

Or beleaf?

I believe she’s charging it right now.

Or gets the sand out.

Especially if the turn signal has been blinking for the last mile and a half

Why don’t you explain it to me. Then I’ll explain the difference between literal and figurative to you.

Do you think that tuba would fit a Saab 9-5?

Some of these flaws on an $80K are just not acceptable. I have to think the rattles and squeks, though, are noticeable in large part because the car makes no exhaust or engine noise. A good analogy is always having the radio on if you drive a Chevy.

Around here, signaling to change lanes or merge is a cue for the car next to you to speed up and close the gap you’re steering to. I mean...WTF.

Engine displacement : 1800cc. Turbo displacement : 2500cc. Got it right!