So is owning a Saab.

Dollars to donuts they were left with keys in them for ‘convenience’. So- a jumper box, a bribed guard or a pair of bolt cutters did the trick. I wonder if there’s security cam footage.

‘But I feel so sorry for his wife and son, who are good, good people. Very loyal to him, and that says something about Roger.’

I don’t condone ever hitting a woman, but that face is begging for a backhand slap from the hip.

My dad used these AAA ‘Triptiks’. He would tell a AAA clerk where we wanted to go. The route was hand marked on a series of flip maps, and our job was to paw through them like a steno pad. There was lots of very fine print, and no way to zoom. It explains why old people with declining sight used to drive the…

My ex’s 78 year old grandpa was pulled over on his garden tractor going down a 4 lane suburban road lined with strip malls and gas stations. We had to take his car keys away after he had backed through the garage door Twice. Told the deputy he was going to the video store to return 3 porn tapes.

Dear BMW,

Weed makes me paranoid, so it’s bourbon. Barrels of bourbon. Bourbon makes me angry, a much more productive frame of mind.

Hey, at least that Georgia cop finally told the truth.

Already up 15-20 cents in NJ since last Friday.

The Continentals, singing ‘My Thunderbird’. Twofer! And this dude can DANCE!

And Morrison

Who drew that stupid face on a circus balloon?

Less than 20% of current spending? Explain how, you smarmy murderer. Your mercenaries make 5X what US soldiers earn. Lying war criminal sack of shit.

‘Christians’? Just pray and all’s right with your god?. What kind of ‘christian’ value is spending millions on a monument to yourself while people go hungry, while people are shot dead in the street, while entire cities are reduced to rubble in the name of the myth you worship?

You must be a deacon at Joel Osteen’s temple to himself.

If anyone can identify this person, please do so. He shouldn’t be carrying a weapon, let alone a weapon and a badge. and he definitely should not be allowed to remain unidentified. This video needs to go to local tv news.

In NYC, it’s the rich who stink.

Welcome, Erik!

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