That trailer looks as rusted as the scrap it was carrying. And probably overweight. Damn lucky nobody died, especially the guy with the dashcam.

I relish these remarks.

Voiceover: Amalie! Quality you can trust. Dragsters use it!

This car should break all records for a CP loss. As it should. I mean why? And WTF?

Rookie mistake. It takes 2 bags of quick set. And don’t forget to cut the stomach open or the bloat gas will make the body float.

Donald Trump

ABS brakes? Hot water heater? Slack jawed yokels!

Floriduh plates. 49th & Madison. Must be someone’s first trip to New York. Who the hell else street parks a $200K car? Holy shitballs!

Reptiles! Pod people! The undead walk among us!

One thousand stars for you.

Goddamn it! Stop posting that. It’s sickening.

Being around a narcissist and sociopath murders the soul.

This can be found on display at the Statue of Liberty Museum. We’ve always had trumps among us.

Sadly, she’s not so beautiful. The chill and hollowness within destroys any attractive physical attributes.

Judging from the length of your first article, there may be no ending.

Short for schtupp, Yiddish for fuck. The products are fucking useless. Sorry, Andy Grannatteli.

Colombia’s got the right idea. Now That’s a uniform.

And now, Colombia.

Did you see it was her dad’s Mercedes? The family is liable.

I am christ-like behind the wheel. Many of my passengers have screamed ‘Jesus christ, what are you doing?’ at me.