“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.”

For real. At least the kids go every day, school basically is their job, and preparing to go is part of their everyday rituals. Adults have to drop their everyday lives when the school calls. They’re going to come as they are, not as some pointy-headed administrator who has never spared a single thought for people…

I have rolled in to the office while wearing my pjs with a coat over them to drop off forgotten items or sign in a kiddo who just missed the bell more times than I can count. Showing up is showing up, we can’t all be ready and having our best day every time an emergency arises. 

Why aren’t leggings and yoga pants out?Why not disallow wet hair if bonnets and caps aren’t allowed?  Why not disallow flip flops or exercise clothing?

I agree with this sentiment 100%.

It should maybe be like church: encourage people to dress well out of respect, but accept everyone as they are and be glad they’re there. I agree with the principal that parents are a child’s first teacher, but damned if you shouldn’t be thrilled they are present and participating, no matter the circumstances of their…

The theory “We and our fellow whingeing shitlords can totally derail this massively popular multi-billion dollar movie franchise with our strategically placed bad reviews a month before the film comes out” is right up there with “We need our guns to protect us from the government, because when it comes it to it our…

See also: their pathetic campaign against Captain Marvel. “We don’t hate women! We just hate Brie Larson because she hates ALL MEN!!!!1!!! Go see Alita instead, even though we didn’t pay it any mind until it was out for 3 weeks.”

Can we all take a moment to chuckle at the utter failure of various “alt-right” shitlords who attempted to tank this movie’s Rotten Tomatoes score, predicted it would fail at the box office, and boycotted it (thus depriving Marvel of about $74)? That never gets old.

Best moment of Black Panther is the casino fight, and probably all the scenes that surround it on both sides, too. There is no justice in a world where Ryan Coogler doesn’t get hired to direct the next Bond movie after that. None.

Peggy Carter’s a bit miffed at this headline, but the Dora Milaje (and Shuri) are so fucking awesome that I honestly don’t care.

This is not a hot take. 

Zoe Saldana has talked about that before, and she would know. She’s been painted all sorts of alien colors to get those roles.

Hot Take Alert: The final fight between T’challa and N’Jadaka was dull, pointless, poorly rendered cgi characters just going through the motions, major boring shit. Their fight on the waterfall earlier in the movie was so much better, you know what i’m sayin?

It’s pretty sad that minority women almost always have to turn to fantasy/sci-fi settings to get their best and juiciest roles.

The Other One is like the Aimee Osbourne of this scenario. 

If I was Other Daughter, I’d change my name and start applying to schools in Canada. Just quietly slip away and only call home once a month to ask, “Are you in jail yet?”

It’s so refreshing she’s not making excuses for his behavior and/or trashing the victim (and victim’s mother).

Word!

I applaud the two women for also having the foresight - and agility - to not only beat his ass but not destroy the evidence in the process. Sweet.