To add to the list of better leaders this is fantastic.

That movie is ironically more relevant today then it was then.

I’m going to speculate, based on no evidence at all and just going with my gut here, that she’s not actually sorry. I know, I’m going out on a limb.

That shit was good.

The briefcase grab is Oscar worthy

Idris Elba as Heimdall in Thor definitely counts as a Magical Negro.

And he’s from genuine old money.

CNN just read Linton’s “apology” her publicist put out. Anderson Cooper said “Why does the treasury secretary’s wife need a publicist?” I love Anderson.

“...C’mon let’s get something to eat.” Savage@

“Failed Actress Fucks, Marries Rich Asshole” isn’t exactly an earth-shaking headline, is it?

Wrinkles on your face used to make you look old. Now that frozen, shiney, puckery face makes you look old. Too much work too soon has made her look like someone trying to look 36.

Harsh makeup and fake blonde hair. I’d have guessed she was ten years older than she is.

For someone who married into wealth and US citizenship, she’s awfully clear about how much she personally sacrifices for the country. I thought people didn’t get automatic visas and citizenship from marriage anymore. Silly me, that must be for poor folks.

whose most high-profile role to date is a 2007 appearance on “CSI: NY,”

You mean Nneka Dereka Malika Shaquille Sunflower. Neither magical nor Negro, I’m afraid.

Every Black character in Forrest Gump:

You can’t tell me Mahershala Ali isn’t a magical negro.

Also... Benson (Robert Guillame) as an honorable mention. Also bonus points for both him and Morgan Freeman in Lean on Me. Where they had the best black man on black man argument not featuring weapons in the history of cinema.

Michael Clarke Duncan—not in The Green Mile, but rather as Omarosa’s significant other. He didn’t make it out of that one alive, so not so magical after all.

I’m waiting for some paranoid racist subreddit to find these lists and believe it’s code of some kind.